This column is dedicated to people who hate people who say: “Oh, you should try chamomile tea or a nice bath to help you sleep.” If you have turned night into day, if the bleats of the sheep you count keep you awake at night, if you’ve watched every single infomercial on television, if you turn the clocks around before you go to bed so you can’t see what time it is, or if you can’t understand what those whiny insomniacs are complaining about…then Standard Insomniatic Fare is for you.
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